$&%ADFTYUADF@!#$% Stop everything! You know Protagonize, that nifty site where writers go to share their stories online? (You don’t eh? Check it out.)THEY PICKED ME AS THEIR FEATURED AUTHOR THIS WEEK. I’m so psyched. Take that, mean lady on the train.

Look, here’s proof:

This must be what it’s like to be picked as Student of the Week.