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andidigress:

i love this lady.








” This is the impact of studying literature. Instead of seeing the usual obscene penis graffiti in the toilet, we have something new here . I guess finally learning English + literature does have a positive impact on society.”

” This is the impact of studying literature. Instead of seeing the usual obscene penis graffiti in the toilet, we have something new here . I guess finally learning English + literature does have a positive impact on society.”

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A Blowjob Anecdote as Described by HP Lovecraft







Tsk, tsk. Didn’t you know you could have gotten this made in China for a fraction of the cost, had 2,000 printed, and sold them for a profit? WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN ARE YOU, anyway? The folly of man indeed.

mcnallyjackson:

housingworksbookstore:

MOBY DICK TYPED ON TOILET PAPER

MY FRIEND AND I ONCE JOKED THAT TOILET PAPER SHOULD HAVE INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED ON THEM FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE
ONE DAY, THE CONVERSATION GREW FROM THERE AND TURNED INTO A WAGER THAT I COULDN’T (OR WOULDN’T) BE ABLE TO TYPE OUT A NOVEL ON TOILET PAPER.

YES, WE DID HAVE SOME TIME ON OUR HANDS BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS, I WON THE BET.

THERE ARE FOUR FULL ROLLS, ONE ROLL (EPILOGUE) IS ABOUT 1/5 OF A ROLL AND ONE HALF-ROLL
ALL OF THE ROLLS OF TP CAME OUT OF A BRAND NEW — CLEAN — PACKAGE OF 2-PLY COTTONELLE
THEY’VE BEEN HANDLED VERY GINGERLY AND INFREQUENTLY

AS YOU’LL SEE IN THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS, ONE OR TWO ROLLS HAVE A TEAR AT THE BEGINNING
THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO PULL THE PAPER THROUGH THE TYPEWRITER

I’VE KEPT THIS MOD ODDITY IN A BOX IN A COOL, DRY PLACE FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS
AND HAVE ONLY BROKEN IT OUT TO PROVE TO DOUBTERS THAT I ACTUALLY DID IT

CONSIDERING WHAT IT’S BEEN THROUGH, IT’S IN AMAZING CONDITION

(via eBay - New & used electronics, cars, apparel, collectibles, sporting goods & more at low prices)

via @powermobydick

THERE IS NO FOLLY OF THE BEASTS OF EARTH WHICH IS NOT INFINITELY OUTDONE BY THE MADNESS OF MEN.








The distinction between literary and genre fiction is stupid and pernicious. It dates back to a feud between Robert Louis Stevenson and Henry James. James won, and it split literature into two streams. But it’s a totally false dichotomy. People in America waited on the docks for the latest Dickens novel to arrive. He was the Stephen King of his day. You can’t expect profundity from a 19-year-old in a writing workshop, but at least teach them how to write a fucking plot.